Have you ever wondered what Chanel perfume would smell like if you mixed it with cheese?

 

It’s disgusting.

Whenever I eat pizza I have to wash my face to get rid of the dairy smell. If I’m at home I’ll take a shower, which is my preferred option because the dairy stink kinda gets all over you.

One night I ate a whole pizza and then was too tired to shower. Due to the fact that I ate the entire pizza a face wash wouldn’t do. I couldn’t sleep because I kept smelling dairy, so I had the brilliant idea of putting perfume above my top lip so that would be all I’d smell. I chose Chanel Chance because I don’t often wear it as it’s too strong. (Also, I don’t know, but when I wear strong perfumes I feel like I’m saying, “Hey, come sex me!” And that’s awkward.)

I felt so sick. It smelled like someone dumped a vat of Chanel in a vat of melted cheese, and I ended up having to take a shower because I couldn’t ignore it.

I’ve asked many of my friends if they notice “dairy face” after they consume pizza, milk, ice cream, etc. Almost all of them had no idea what I was talking about! Manuela knows exactly what I’m talking about, but that’s because she also rarely eats dairy. I’ve heard certain Asian cultures (where dairy is consumed at a minimum) think Westerners smell like milk. I used to not think this was true, but in the past couple of  years I’ve largely stopped eating dairy and now the smell of it makes me sick so I think it must be true!

My question to you: Do you notice dairy face?