My family, especially my grandma. They’re good for Facebook statuses.
Grandma: What’s Instagram?
Dad: Just a social network where you post pictures.
Grandma: Pornographic pictures?
I told my mom I might see a guy I met online, but I’d be safe and I probably wouldn’t see him after dark. She replied: “You can get killed during the day. Killers don’t have a union where they have set work hours.”
The whole episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry David thinks Michael J. Fox is out to get him. Especially this line.
Pretty much every line Melissa McCarthy has in Bridesmaids.
I’m not sure if I posted this clip on my blog before (I probably have!), but it’s one of my favorite Seinfeld clips. Sometimes it pops into my head when I’m walking down the street and I laugh out loud like an idiot.
“You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country like everyone else, in search of a DREAM! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. HEY! DENTY!”
Well, that’s all for today! Have a good Monday!