My family, especially my grandma. They’re good for Facebook statuses.
Grandma: What’s Instagram?
Dad: Just a social network where you post pictures.
Grandma: Pornographic pictures?
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I told my mom I might see a guy I met online, but I’d be safe and I probably wouldn’t see him after dark. She replied: “You can get killed during the day. Killers don’t have a union where they have set work hours.”
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The whole episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry David thinks Michael J. Fox is out to get him. Especially this line.
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Pretty much every line Melissa McCarthy has in Bridesmaids.
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I’m not sure if I posted this clip on my blog before (I probably have!), but it’s one of my favorite Seinfeld clips. Sometimes it pops into my head when I’m walking down the street and I laugh out loud like an idiot.
“You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country like everyone else, in search of a DREAM! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. HEY! DENTY!”
Well, that’s all for today! Have a good Monday!
February 19, 2013 at 02:59
Your grandma is awesome.
That is all.
February 20, 2013 at 10:09
Hahaha, I hope we’re as awesome when we’re old!
February 20, 2013 at 14:25
I’m pretty positive that I won’t be since I’m not even that awesome now!
But you have pretty good odds.
This is totally unrelated, but I was wondering if you had read Fifty Shades of Grey? I read the first two and actually thought they were really awful, so I didn’t even bother with the third. Anyway. I’ve been reading some really hilarious bad reviews about it and want to write my own, but I’m not clever enough. However, you immediately popped into my mind as someone who could write a really funny review about this book. Assuming you read it and didn’t like it:)
If you’ve read it and DID like, then hopefully I haven’t offended you;)
February 21, 2013 at 10:31
Actually, I want to read it because my friend bought it on audio tape, ironically. He was like: you HAVE to listen to this. So he gave it to me to listen to on the train one day and I was laughing out loud. I “read” the part where he wanted her SO MUCH that he didn’t care she was on her period or something. It was even funnier because it sounded like they chose the dumbest girl in America to read for the audio tape. I might go ahead and read it now, because it seems like it’d be entertaining either way!
February 21, 2013 at 15:31
Oh yes! Definitely read it. And then post your findings:)
February 20, 2013 at 16:10
Well, the Internet IS for porn, after all. I continue to love your grandmother.
And how have I not watched Bridesmaids yet?
February 21, 2013 at 10:27
Um, you need to see Bridesmaids immediately. I’m normally of the school of thought that women (generally) aren’t very funny, and Rom Coms are just upsettingly bad. However, I totally identify with Annie, and this movie is hilarious. Especially Melissa McCarthy. SEE IT THIS WEEKEND.
February 21, 2013 at 06:46
My grandma is totally the same, got to love them! Funny post, I love Seinfeld as well, makes for a great laugh! Love + shine Courtstar
February 21, 2013 at 10:28
Grandmas are hilarious! And I can’t believe I’d never seen Seinfeld until last year!!!