When you have no comeback to an insult, just say this: “You’re a virgin … who can’t drive.”
If they reply with, “That was way harsh, Tai,” then you’ll know they’re probably your best friend forever. If they don’t, do you really want to be friends with someone who doesn’t like Clueless?
My friend Polis and I are creating a fun column at work. It’s called Instagrammar. We’re going to have examples that involve characters from 90s TV shows and movies, like Clueless. And Blossom.
I’m pretty sure no one is going to read it, but it’s still going to be fun and we’re super excited about it.
Our first column is about correct apostrophe usage. Polis says we need to blind people with made-up statistics. I agree. If the Republicans can do it, why can’t we? “Incorrect apostrophe usage more likely to cause sexual inability.”
He says if people think they’re having worse sex than grammatically-endowed folk, we might change the world.