Remember the Seinfeld episode where Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta? Because Jerry’s a comedian and … “silly.”
I didn’t actually make a fusilli Jerry, although now that I’m writing this I’m kind of thinking making pasta statues of my friends sounds like a solid way to spend next weekend.
We did, however, make homemade pasta for the first time. By we I mean Manuela and me.
It really wasn’t that hard. Manuela’s way better (or braver) than I am in the kitchen, so she got straight to the raw egg volcano.
Once the egg was mixed in I could handle touching it, but I couldn’t bear to touch runny yolk so I sat back and claimed to be taking pictures.
Another example of Manuela’s bravery on the battlefield: at Thanksgiving the turkey wasn’t exactly going to stuff its own butt full of vegetables or run butter over its own slippery naked body, so Manuela stepped right up while I looked on and wanted to faint.
I’m more about the manual labor.
And slicing.
We used the left over bits to make farfalle.
We made a light sauce with EVOO + lemon juice + s&p + thinly sliced cabbage + red bell pepper + onion + garlic (which we left whole to cook then removed before eating)
Yum!












August 7, 2012 at 12:16
Haha, thank you! Oh god that turkey… I still have nightmares. remember the mini feather stuck in the skin? Raw egg doesn’t bother me, instead. On the other hand, your manual labour was superb — have you been working out?
August 7, 2012 at 12:21
EW THAT FEATHER WAS SO GROSS. And then calling the High St Kensington store asking if it was normal to have those little black things. GAG. The turkey turned out so well, but this Thanksgiving we’re having a vegetarian feast.
August 7, 2012 at 13:20
Haha, I love your pasta-eating picture. And I haven’t made fresh pasta since I was 7 or 8-ish and made beef noodles with my g’ma. Memories! Delicious memories…Except I think I liked touching eggs back then. Ew.
August 7, 2012 at 13:23
I actually tried to take a “cute” pasta eating picture, but I kept ending up like that so I just said F it. But thank you
Do you have eggs yet????
August 7, 2012 at 13:48
There is no way to look “cute” while eating spaghetti. Just won’t happen. Unless you’re one of those ridiculous people…who cuts their spaghetti. Travesty.
And NO, darnit! One was making really weird noises the other night and I was SURE they were egg-laying noises…but I was wrong.
August 7, 2012 at 14:24
Hahahahaha egg laying noises.
August 7, 2012 at 15:30
“at Thanksgiving the turkey wasn’t exactly going to stuff its own butt full of vegetables or run butter over its own slippery naked body”
These very well might be my favorite words ever written on your blog! So hilarious!
I can’t believe you made your own pasta! Super impressed and now seriously hungry! I don’t know how I haven’t learned yet that I shouldn’t read your blog before lunch:(
August 8, 2012 at 09:50
Hahaha … man I still feel sick thinking about that slippery naked body!! I don’t know how people do it!
August 8, 2012 at 03:57
Is it weird that I just want to chomp down on the uncooked noodle roll? nom nom nom
August 8, 2012 at 09:51
It is oddly appetizing! I also thought the uncooked pasta in the bowl looked yummy and had to tell myself it would taste like flour and raw egg!